What a Resume Should NOT Look Like
"...While we were on the farm, my grandparents, mother, and I would take two weeks out of the summer to go on family vacations. I can still remember... more »
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Real Programmers Don't Write Documentation
iterator_of_the_loop_of_possible_signal_details...
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Reflection on C# 3.5
An interesting and fun reflection on C# 3.0
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[comic] The Price Of Continuous Integration
Don't break the build!
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Windows XP to Ubuntu - a PHP developers ramblings
I switched to Ubuntu Ibex this week from a lifetime of Windows Xp, It was easy, and I'm enjoying the experience so far!
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When Visual Basic Programmers Write C Code
I know all the Visual Basic programmers will vote this down. Java programmers are welcome to do the same :)
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You No Take Brains!
Just look at Google's robots.txt, there's a special halloween gift in there for those few that noticed it. ;-)
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Programming Styles
Can you recognize a friend or a coworker in one of those programming style categories? Or even better, can you recognize yourself? :)
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Visual Basic Nightmare
This is the scariest nightmare one could ever have!
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An experiment involving data visualization, css, potassium, and caffeine
No bananas or coffee beans were harmed in the making of this website. ^ Go back up Why Bananas and Coffee? It's Healthy! (sort of) According to Luke... more »
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Reality as a Function
What is the return type of the function named 'reality()'?
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Internet Explorer 6 debugging techniques you won’t learn in school
Debugging Internet Explorer often makes you feel lost, thus pushing you to explore unknown CSS techniques and beyond.
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Visual Basic boy, stay away from my code!
Geek Hero Webcomic bashes Visual Basic again. Not a good read if you like GOTO.
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First step in Linux for a Windows programmer
From Geek Hero Webcomi.
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Big Questions, Short Answers
There are a lot of “deep” questions when it comes to javascript libraries, CSS, server-side languages, and programming philosophies. Rather than drone... more »
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How to "fake" Multiple Inheritance in Java and C# (and LSP explained)
polterguy 
via ra-ajax.org
A little writeup on how to fake MI in C# and Java through using interfaces and "implementation classes" through composition... Also MI explained and... more »
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Generating domain names using Markov Chains
It seems that meaningless (but short) domain names like “meebo” and “cuil” are all the rage. But what if you want to jump on the Web2.0 bandwagon only... more »
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How To Improve Programmers' Productivity
What managers think about programming.
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Microsoft announces 20 editions of Windows 7! (j/k)
AlvinAshcraft via gadgets.boingboing.net
Earlier today, Microsoft confirmed that its next operating system, codenamed Windows 7, would in fact be called just that when it hits shelves at some... more »
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